Hello little blogging friends.
The world keeps spinning, trees continue to grow and out put vital oxygen which in many cases is waisted on the human race, birds continue to fly and the ever minuscule shifting magnetic poles continue to shift.
Why state the obvious?
Why continue to think of cleaver and witty quotes to try and make myself feel better?
Because people suck!
I work in a book shop. 'Oh but that's the perfect job! Standing around reading all day and drinking cups of tea. why would you complain about this?' you may ask well bloggers i will tell you.
People are stupid.
They are morons.
Most of the time im surprised that they managed to roll out of bed and put on some trousers let alone get outside and somehow wander into a shop let alone mine.
An example just from today.
'Hello Sir. Are you looking for something in particular today or are you just happy browsing?' This is me obviously.
'Hi yeah. Have you got any true stories' *insert blank look on guys face whilst asking said question.
'Well what in particular were you after? We have history and biographies and travel books where people describe their experiences in different countries. Is that what your after?'
*insert more blank look* 'Well she likes true stories. Like. Stories that are true'
*insert my blank look*
'You obviously don't know what I'm talking about' and bemusing man walks out of store leaving me wondering why I even bother.
Example number 2 also from today.
'Hello, Can i help?'
'I don't think your qualified to help me!'
*me looking annoyed as I've been doing my job for 4 years and I'm dam good at it*
'Your obviously not a psychiatrist, that's the only help I need. Do you need help?'
*me with a look of disbelief* 'Most of the time' i was quite proud of that on the spur of the moment.
I can only hope that i never find someone as idiotic as these two Muppets who tried to rob some where and used marker pens to 'disguise' themselves.
Thanks for reading and hopefully i'll be in a better mood next update.
Toodles
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